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20210718 – Meanwhile, inside the fridge.

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Alexa, Back Yo Ass Up

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2019 Lazy Bastard / 2020 Responsible Adult

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Igloo Word Play

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My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost...

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So they can see the battlefield.

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A Man goes to a prostitute and asks for a...

A man goes to a prostitute…

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“You know, John and I have been having some sexual...

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The male whale recognized it as the same ship that...

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20210120 – Bernie & The Game Camera

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20210120 – Vermont State Police Seek Bernie

2021-01-23

20210120 – Bernie At Daily Planet Burlington, Vermont

2021-01-23

20210120 – Bernie At Amsterdam Boise

2021-01-23

Bernie Meme Photo Album Bernie Memes From The Database: Bernie...

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20210103 – Sign In Cafe

2020-09-27

TPS Report

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This is scary. This is the guy that is running...

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2020-05-07

20200507 – Password Admin

2020-05-05

20200505 – Taco Tuesday and Cinco de Mayo

2020-04-28

20200428 – Comet Lines

2020-04-26

20200426 – How Liberals See President Trumps Clorox Statement

2020-04-25

20200425 – The TrumpTini

2020-04-24

20200424 – Mr Clean

2020-04-24

20200423 – Clorox Chewables

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20200422 – Gov Cummo Talks A Lot

2020-04-12

20200412 – Shaking Hands

2020-04-11

20200411- Covid-19 Turns Us Unto Dogs

2020-04-10

Covid-19 Memes

2020-04-10

Health Tip - Spread Chili Pepper On Your Hands

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2020-04-09

20200409 – Where Did the Terminator find toilet paper?

2020-04-08

More political jokes are here.

20200408 – Bernie Tests Negative For President

2020-02-11

20200211 – Public Service Warning

2019-12-19

20191218 – Elf Didn’t Hang Himself Jeff Elfstein

2019-01-03

20190103 – Make America Grate Again

2018-10-11

Today’s weather forecast in Phoenix shows that the temps really...

20181011 – Hot As Hell In Arizona

2018-04-10

When your Chinese Food Shows Up Uncooked

20180410 – When your Chinese Food Shows Up Uncooked

2017-01-31

The 3 Symptoms Of Laziness

20170131 – The 3 Symptoms Of Laziness

2016-06-27

Bwhaaaaaa! #Politics #hilarious #NotReallyLoudEnoughToBeHer http://ift.tt/298TFh1

20160627 – Hillary Speech

2016-06-20

#Whole30 Day 8, you are mine. Traveling back to Arizona...

20160620 – Whole 30 Day 8

2016-06-18

Day 6 of #Whole30 and feeling great! I wish I...

2016-06-18

Day 6 of #Whole30 and feeling great! I wish I...

2016-06-18

Day 6 of #Whole30 and feeling great! I wish I...

2016-06-15

Not going to feel like this today, Day3 on #Whole30,...

20160615 – Whole 30 Day 3

2016-06-13

Time to start the Whole30, a lifestyle change. No sugar,...

20200613 – Challenge Accepted

2016-02-22

I happened to be driving thru Washington, D.C. when I...

20160220 – Justice Antonon Scalia Funeral Vice President Biden Procession Leaving

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Free For $5.00

20141109 – Free For $5.00

2012-09-14

Square Testicles An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank...

Square Testicles

2010-03-07

20100307 – Republicans turned off by the size of Obama’s package

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Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go!

20091220 – When you gotta go …

2009-12-20

A funny game board that came in via email the...

20091220 – Obamapoloy

2009-12-12

20081212 – Santa Peeing – Drawn Out Of Lights

2008-08-08

I thought this was particularly funny. See the picture.

20080808 – You Don’t See That Every Day

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Presidential Candidate John McCain speaking to the crowd at the...

20080804 – Presidential Candidate John McCain speaking to Buffalo Chip

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Ron’s blog entry: Go Here. I believe that we drunks...

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When you no longer need your organs, please consider giving them to another human so you can probably save their life. Keep in mind that

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A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks

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Just a photo of a roulette table.

IRS Returned My Tax Form

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When you no longer need your organs, please consider giving...

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Filet Mignon with creamy corn and russet potatoes in Chicago,...

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Replace wife with Ingrid and it’s a true conversation. Doesn’t hurt any less……

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20210718 – Meanwhile, inside the fridge.

Alexa, Back Yo Ass Up

2019 Lazy Bastard / 2020 Responsible Adult

Igloo Word Play

Today was terrible.

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Male & Female Whale

Microsoft Technical Support & The Helocopter

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TPS Report

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20200507 – Password Admin

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20200428 – Comet Lines

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20200425 – The TrumpTini

20200424 – Mr Clean

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20200422 – Gov Cummo Talks A Lot

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20200409 – Where Did the Terminator find toilet paper?

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20190103 – Make America Grate Again

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20170131 – The 3 Symptoms Of Laziness

20160627 – Hillary Speech

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20200613 – Challenge Accepted

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20091220 – When you gotta go …

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