The only thing Denver won was the coin toss. Randy Cross after the 49ers pounded Denver 55-10 in Super Bowl XIV

I don’t pay good wages because I have a lot of money; I have a lot of money because I pay good wages. Robert Bosch

New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. Mark Twain

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. Benjamin Franklin

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. Oprah Winfrey

New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. Jay Leno

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions. Joey Adams

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. P.J. O’Rourke

Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. Kim Hubbard

Christmas – that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragrance. It may weave a spell of nostalgia. Christmas may be a day of feasting, or of prayer, but always it will be a day of remembrance – a day in which we think of everything […]