A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”
“No”, he replies,”I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.”
The intrigued woman asks, “What’s so special about it?”
The cowboy replies, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”
The lady asks, “What’s it telling you now?”
Well, it says you’re not wearing panties.”
The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, “Damn thing’s an hour fast.”