My crew can now give me a hard time. After making 287 or so flights on time, perfectly. I missed my flight. I got it rebooked, no problem, thanks to United for taking care of me. I’d be remiss to not crap on American Airlines now, so I’ll say they probably would have charged me an arm, the elbow of my other arm, and my big toe. My conversation with Ingrid has me laughing this morning. Her response and mine at the end sums up a lot haha.